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: #Laughs What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

: #Laughs |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons.

: #Laughs Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was!

: #Laughs After years of his wife's pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck.

: #Laughs A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers.

: #Laughs What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli.What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.What's the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother? One is Moscow, t

: #Laughs |If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one in the sugar bowl!

: #Laughs My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.

: #Laughs Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on?Girl: About a year.
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