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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack logs to the following experiments:ExposureA Twinkie was left on a window ledge for 4 days, during wh

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarca

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903--Died 1942Looked up the elevator shaft to see ifthe car was on the way down.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendme

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone else."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.D -

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspa

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that smart either.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."

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