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: #Laughs Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!

: #Laughs Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.

: #Laughs An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

: #Laughs Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can't go in here" he says" It's really going to stink""There's another trench over there" says the other."I'll cover you with the M60....

: #Laughs Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that i

: #Laughs Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 MaaloxAGE SEDUCTION LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend.

: #Laughs An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

: #Laughs OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
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