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: #Laughs A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.

: #Laughs First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl.

: #Laughs Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever: Uses no hands, shows off by fixing tie with both hands, looks around for admiration, and sometimes ends up pissing on the floor and onto his shoes.Cross-eyed: Looks

: #Laughs An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.' So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk. `So you do

: #Laughs A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".

: #Laughs Feminist's Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

: #Laughs Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs.

: #Laughs What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !

: #Laughs Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!

: #Laughs A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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