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: #Laughs Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to churchYo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma go?!?!?!"Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "

: #Laughs I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

: #Laughs Redneck Driver's License Application...Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bo

: #Laughs Ok guys, own up...which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks

: #Laughs An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you hear me sweetheart"?.

: #Laughs Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.

: #Laughs Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years.

: #Laughs Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviou

: #Laughs On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

: #Laughs A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it.He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got out of his car & walke
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