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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs 'Here's a good book,' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs ? Fertilized.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.D -

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

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