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: #Laughs Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles.You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob".He refers to Klingons as "Critters".He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns".He has the se

: #Laughs If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else's coat.

: #Laughs Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, what's a millennium?" "Well," he muttered, "I think it's something like a centennial, only it has more legs!"

: #Laughs |M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.To this end, I hold M&M duels.Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger,I apply pre

: #Laughs What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.

: #Laughs What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

: #Laughs There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse.

: #Laughs There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their high school graduation.

: #Laughs What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney dialysis machine!

: #Laughs During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

: #Laughs Q: Ever wonder about people who pay for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!
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