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: #Laughs Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one bloke asks his friend."No way!" his mate replies."Well," says the first bloke,"do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?""Fuck no!" his

: #Laughs A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive her application.As the executive begins to scan her resume, he notices that she has been fired from every job she's ever held."I must s

: #Laughs The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for inspection by the general.

: #Laughs A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.The farmer said, "There might be a problem.

: #Laughs One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.He replied, "No thanks, I'm not into recycling."

: #Laughs What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog.

: #Laughs A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: "I have missed you so much and I can't wait

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in movie???They went to see "Closed For the Winter"!

: #Laughs Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.?.Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.

: #Laughs "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"

: #Laughs Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven.
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