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: #Laughs There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? CRIS--CO!!!!"Finally a store clerk approached."Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five.""Oh," replied the old guy, "I'm not looking for Crisco, I'm callin

: #Laughs Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.

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: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was a

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips

: #Laughs A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.

: #Laughs Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned.The second guy swam 50 miles, and drowned.The third guy swam 99 miles, and said,"I'm tired.

: #Laughs How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"

: #Laughs Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy.Not long after, a friend sent

: #Laughs A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall.
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