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: #Laughs Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for you.

: #Laughs Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

: #Laughs Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.

: #Laughs Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.

: #Laughs The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at first you don't succeed, try again.

: #Laughs On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing.

: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked.

: #Laughs Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.
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