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: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know

: #Laughs A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines' cards for his daughter and mother.

: #Laughs |A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy.

: #Laughs A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?"Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"

: #Laughs A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."

: #Laughs While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights

: #Laughs What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

: #Laughs Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.

: #Laughs A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it.
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