: #Laughs 1.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

#Laughs 1.

I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2.

You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.3.

We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don't you just come along peacefully?4.

I envy your lipstick.5.

I just want to be loved - is that so wrong?6.

You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi - I've just gotta have it.7.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I'm here after.8.

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.9.

Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.10.

Is it me or am I gorgeous?11.

I'd even marry your dog just to be related to you.

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