: #Laughs Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10.

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#Laughs Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10.

Every night, his forecast is: "It's raining men, hallelujah!"9.

Often asks anchorwoman to switch clothes with him.8.

Uses expensive radar equipment to track Michelle Pfeiffer.7.

"Satellite photos" look suspiciously like Polaroids of a desk globe.6.

Appears to have the first spring robin in his mouth.5.

Seen checking into a Motel 6 with a half-inflated weather balloon.4.

Every night he says, "Lordy mama, it's gonna rain root beer tomorrow!"3.

The symbol on his weather map for an arctic cold front is a snowman giving the finger.2.

Looks a lot like this pinhead.

(videotape of Dave in his TV weatherman days)1.

He's got a tropical storm in his pants.

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