: #Laughs A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile.

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#Laughs A lone tourist who is passing through the

suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical

problems with the automobile.

The car stalls and the tourist parks
the
car by the side of the road and waits for help.


Not
much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of farm

animals.

The farmer offers the tourist a lift to town and proceeds to

explain that he is bringing his farm animals to the town market, where

they will be auctioned off to the highest bidders.


Well, it
so happens that on the way to the town, the farmer being so

engrossed in his story, unintentionally wanders into the other side of

road where another vehicle is approaching in the other direction.



The farmer realizes his absent mindness and attempts to avoid the

possible collision with the other vehicle.

He just misses the other car,
but
unfortunately crashes the truck into the side of the road.
The tourist
winds up thrown into a ditch and suffers broken ribs
and a broken arm
and leg and is obviously in extreme pain.

The farm
animals are all
messed up very badly and the farmer, although
remaining inside the vehicle,
still suffers cuts and scrapes.



The farmer gets out of the truck and looks at his farm animals.



The chickens all have broken limbs and can barely move.

"These

chickens are all useless! Nobody will want to buy these chickens anymore!"

bellows the farmer.

With that, he grabs and loads his shotgun and
blows
away the chickens.


Next, he sees the pigs and they are
all lame and bleeding profusely.

"These pigs are all worthless now!
I'll get nothing for them!" yells
the farmer.

With great rage, the
farmer reloads his shotgun and blows
away the pigs.


The
farmer looks at the sheep and they all have broken limbs and their

wool is all bloodied.

"Worthless sheep!" screams the farmer and wit
h
that, he reloads his shotgun and blows away the sheep.



Meanwhile, the injured tourist witnesses all of this carnage in great

horror.


The farmer then moves over to the side of the ditch
and looks at the
tourist.

"Are you okay down there?" asked the
farmer.


"NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" the tourist yelled

back.

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