: #Laughs * I'm out of estrogen.

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#Laughs * I'm out of estrogen.

I have a gun.

* Guys have feelings, too.

But like...

who cares? * I don't believe in miracles.

I rely on them.

* Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

* I hate everybody, and you're next.

* Please don't make me kill you.

* And your point is ...

* I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

* I'm busy.

You're ugly.

Have a nice day.

* Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

* Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

* You KNOW you want me.

* Don't worry.

It'll only seem kinky the first time.

* Of course I don't look busy.

.

I did it right the first time.

* Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? * I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.

* Do NOT start with me.

You won't win.

* You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

* All stressed out and no one to choke.

* I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

* How can I miss you if you won't go away? * Sorry if I looked interested.

I'm not.

* If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

* Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.

* Don't make me mad.

I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

* Objects Under This Shirt ARE Larger Than They Appear.