: #Laughs "May I take your order?" the waiter asked.

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#Laughs "May I take your order?" the waiter asked.

"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special sir," he
replied.

"We just
tell them straight out that they're going to
die."

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: #Laughs "May I take your order?" the waiter asked.

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