: #Laughs President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God.

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#Laughs President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God.

During dinner He tells them: "I needed three importantpeople to send my message out to all the people: Tomorrow I will destroythe Earth."Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and announces: "I have tworeally bad news items.

God really exists, and tomorrow he will destroy theearth."Clinton calls an emergency meeting of congress and announces: "I have goodnews and bad news.

The good news is God really does exist; the bad news istomorrow he's destroying the Earth."Gates goes back to Microsoft and tells his employees: "I have two pieces ofgreat news.

First, I am one of the three most important people on earth,and second, I think I've got the Y2K problem fixed."

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