: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

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#Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

Furious, he was determinedto track down the father to extract revenge."Was it my friend Sam", he demanded."No !" his weeping wife replied."Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked."NO !!!" she said even more upset."Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked."Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" she snapped.

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: #Laughs As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on280.

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: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

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: #Laughs As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on280.

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