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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel.

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: #Laughs |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only

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: During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions. But none of them has done away wi - Bernard Mannes Baruch #Quotes

: If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, anot - Jack Handey Deep Thoughts #Quotes

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel.

: #Laughs |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only

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