: #Laughs Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes.

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#Laughs Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes.

His work mates were understandably curious:"Jack, what happened to you?!?""It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me.

You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the ass of a fat lady? It looked funny.

I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug.

Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!""Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?""Naw...After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack -- so I tried to poke it back in."

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