: #Laughs Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

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#Laughs Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'" "Yeah?" she replies.

"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

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: #Laughs Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

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