: No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz US writer and humorist (1950 - ) #Quotes

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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz US writer and humorist (1950 - ) #Quotes

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: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

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: #Laughs One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.

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: #Laughs A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head.

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: No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz US writer and humorist (1950 - ) #Quotes

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: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

: #Laughs One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.

: #Laughs A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head.

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