: #Laughs A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

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#Laughs A
rather confident man
walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his
watch for a
moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art
watch and I
was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A
state-of-the-art watch? What's so
special about it?"

"It
uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he
explains.

"What's it telling you now?" she asked.

"Well, it says you're not
wearing any panties." he said.

The woman giggles and replies,
"Well it must be broken then because I
am wearing panties!"

The
man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."