: #Laughs A man walked into a psychiatrist's office, sat down, took out a pack of cigarettes.

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#Laughs A man walked into a psychiatrist's office, sat down, took out a pack of cigarettes.

He removed a cigarette from the pack, unrolled it, and stuffed the tobacco up his nose.The shrink frowned and said, "I see you need my help!"The guy said, "Yeah Doc.

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