: #Laughs Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin.

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#Laughs Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest

invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50
per
cent aspirin.

Igor: But what's it for?
Dr Frankenstein:
For monsters with splitting headaches.

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: #Laughs Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.

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: #Laughs As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet.Seeing this the dentist said, "Please don't, you don't need to pay me now".The patient answered: "Pay you! I just want to count my money before I'm unconscious!"

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: #Laughs Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

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: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution."You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.""Why?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained.

: #Laughs Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin.

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: #Laughs Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.

: #Laughs As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet.Seeing this the dentist said, "Please don't, you don't need to pay me now".The patient answered: "Pay you! I just want to count my money before I'm unconscious!"

: #Laughs Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution."You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.""Why?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained.

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