: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

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#Laughs A
man was walking in the street when he
heard a voice: "Stop! Stand
still! If you take one more step, a
brick will fall down on your head
and
kill you."
The man stopped
and a big brick fell right in front of him.

The man was
astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the

road.
Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one
more
step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he
was instructed, just as a car came careening around
the
corner,
barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked.

"Who are
you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man
asked..."And where were you when I got married?"

A man called
the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury
my
wife."
"But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker.
"I
got married again," the man sobbed.
"Oh," said the undertaker.

"Congratulations."

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