: #Laughs |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

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#Laughs |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs.

I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank.

I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up.

I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"

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