: #Laughs 10.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs 10.

Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9.

Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8.

See if they could finally do the splits.

7.

See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6.

Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5.

Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ...

BEFORE closing time.

4.

Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3.

Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2.

Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1.

Finally find that damned G-spot.

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