
: #Laughs The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
#Laughs The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
MONDAY: For sale: R.D.
Jones has one sewing machine for sale.
Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.
and ask for Mrs.
Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred In R.D.
Jones' ad yesterday.
It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap.
Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs.
Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.M." WEDNESDAY Notice: R.D.
Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday.
The ad stands corrected as follows: "For sale R.D.
Jones has one sewing machine for sale.
Cheap.
Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.
and ask for Mrs.
Kelly who loves with him." THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D.
Jones, have no sewing machine for sale.
I smashed it.
Don't call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected.
I have not been carrying on with Mrs.
Kelly.
Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit!
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