: #Laughs A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

#Laughs A drunk gets
up from the bar and heads for
the bathroom.

A few minutes
later,
a loud, blood curdling scream
is heard from the bathroom.

A few minutes
after
that, another
loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender
goes
into
the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

"What's

all the

screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to

flush,something

comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...

"You

idiot!"
"You're sitting on the mop bucket!

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