: #Laughs This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

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#Laughs This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

Guy: Well, give me the really bad news first.Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.

Guy: And the bad news?Doctor: You have Alzheimer's disease.

Guy: Thank God.

I was afraid I had cancer!

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: #Laughs This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

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