: #Laughs One woman to another at a singles bar: "I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be.

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#Laughs One woman to another at a singles bar:
"I'm
not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be.

These days,
when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my
children
to spend every other weekend with?"

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: #Laughs Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

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: #Laughs |An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or pronunciation.

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: #Laughs How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

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: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

: #Laughs One woman to another at a singles bar: "I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be.

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: #Laughs Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

: #Laughs |An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or pronunciation.

: #Laughs How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

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