: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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#Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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: #Laughs An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_??"To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"

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: It is easier to talk about money -- and much easier to talk about sex -- than it is to talk about power. People who have it deny - Smiley Blanton #Quotes

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: Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Sir Winston Churchill #Quotes

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: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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: #Laughs An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_??"To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"

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