: #Laughs |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

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#Laughs |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely.""Then you owe me .50.

Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for .50.

The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: 0 due for a consultation.

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