: #Laughs On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."On Maternity Room
#Laughs On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push." On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission" On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels." On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs." On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you." At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash condition." On a fence: "Salesmen welcome.
Dog food is expensive."At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary.
We'll hear you coming."Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?" In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here." On a desk in a Reception Room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!" On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't, you will be."In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"On the side of a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.)On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet.
We need to hear a pin drop."In a Cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want."On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a minuet." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." In a Counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory.
Growing wise is optional."
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: #Laughs A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner.
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