: #Laughs A man goes skydiving for the first time.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

#Laughs A man goes skydiving for the first time.

After

listening to the instructor for
what seems like days, he is ready
to go.

Excited, he jumps out of the
airplane.
About five seconds
later, he pulls the ripcord.

Nothing happens.

He
tries
again.
Still nothing.

He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute.

He

pulls
that cord.

Nothing happens.

He frantically begins pulling
both cords,
but to no
avail.

Suddenly, he looks down and he
can't believe his eyes.

Another man is
in the air
with him, but
this guy is going *up*! Just as the other guy passes by,

the
skydiver - by this time scared out of his wits - yells, "Hey, do you

know
anything about skydiving?"

The other guy yells back,
"Fuck no! Do you know anything about
lighting gas
stoves?"

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