: #Laughs Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands.

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#Laughs Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands.

Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits.

Madam, please don't stand near the elephant's backside....

Madam, PLEASE don't stand near the elephant's backside ...

MADAM ...

MADAM ..., too late; George, dig her out."

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