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The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.

You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

Your other car is a BMW.

When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.

When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

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: #Laughs A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.

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: #Laughs A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."The priest replies, "Rubb

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: #Laughs Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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