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#Laughs So ...

the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies NightClub."One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a bill.The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the and putit on his butt cheek.Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a bill.

She callsthe guy back over, licks the bill and puts it on his other buttcheek.

Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my other friendpulls out a bill.

She calls the guy back over again, licks the bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks.

Now theattention is focused on me.

What could I do to top that?I got out my wallet, thought for a minute ...

and then the financialanalyst in me took over.

I got out my ATM card, swiped it down thecrack of his ass, grabbed the bucks and went home!