: #Laughs A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions."Your Honor," replied the defendant, "that man represented me in a bitter divorce.

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#Laughs A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions."Your Honor," replied the defendant, "that man represented me in a bitter divorce.

One day he said my property settlement hearing was about to be held.

The judge would decide that afternoon what I would get, and what Rose would get.

My lawyer told me I didn't have to be present and "not to worry.""I can't see why you'd punch a man for that," interrupted the judge."Wait, there's more...When I asked my attorney later about the settlement, he told me to look on the bright side.

I asked why.

Then he said, "Because everything's coming up Rose's.""THAT'S when I hit him!"

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