: #Laughs A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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#Laughs A violist and a cellist were standing on a

sinking ship together.

"Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't
swim!"

"Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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: #Laughs A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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