: #Laughs |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.

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#Laughs |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.

"I gave your son violin lessons last winter.""Ah, yes," recalled the judge.

"Twenty years!"

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: #Laughs |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?"The Irishman replied, "That's what I was doing when he hit me."

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: #Laughs Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn't Abel.2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him.5) Noah was

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: #Laughs |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.

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