
: #Laughs Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.
#Laughs Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what
portion of the
weekly collection they kept for themselves.
The
first priest
explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a
few
paces back and pitched the money towards the circle.
What
landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the
circle god
kept.
The second priest claimed that his method was almost the
same,
except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest
and
the money that landed inside the circle god kept.
The rabbi said,
"I've got you both beat.
I throw the money
into the air and what god
wants, god takes."
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