: #Laughs Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car driving down the road and there is a fatal accident.

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#Laughs Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car driving down the road and there is a fatal accident.

There in only one survivor.

Who is it?A: The perfect woman - Santa Claus is made up and there's no such thing as the perfect man!

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