: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

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#Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.

I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant.

I'll be home before midnight.

- Your Husband" When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband.

You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.

Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Don't wait up."

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