: #Laughs A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.

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#Laughs A man was given the job of painting the white
lines down the
middle of a highway.

On his first day he painted six
miles; the next
day three miles; the following day less than a mile.

When the foreman
asked the man why he kept painting less each day,
he replied "I just
can't do any better.

Each day I keep getting
farther away from the paint
can."

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