: #Laughs A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub.

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#Laughs A man comes in to the room
and
says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub.

Get your coat on."

The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies,

"Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?"

The husband replies, "No - I'm turning the heating off.

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