: #Laughs Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I just don't get along.""Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?"asked the second."I would if I could catch him at it,"replied the first.

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#Laughs Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I just don't get along.""Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?"asked the second."I would if I could catch him at it,"replied the first.

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: #Laughs Some things I've learned from my children:Super glue "is" forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

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: #Laughs What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

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: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

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: #Laughs Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I just don't get along.""Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?"asked the second."I would if I could catch him at it,"replied the first.

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: #Laughs Some things I've learned from my children:Super glue "is" forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

: #Laughs What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

: #Laughs "ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION":You'll be making under an hour.- - - - -"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY":You're paid under an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.- - - - -"AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANY":There's no chance in hell w

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