: #Laughs My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

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#Laughs My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

Molly McGee Always get married early in the morning.

That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Mickey Rooney In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

Helen Rowland Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Unknown I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.

They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

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