: #Laughs Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, and broadsides the Rabbi.Father Flannery watches this event unfold, and as he runs toward the =Rabbi, he notices that Rabbi Stern first touches his

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#Laughs Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, and broadsides the Rabbi.Father Flannery watches this event unfold, and as he runs toward the =Rabbi, he notices that Rabbi Stern first touches his forehead, then his =stomach, then each shoulder.

As Father Flannery reaches the Rabbi, he =kneels and makes the sign of the cross himself."Rabbi, I notice that you crossed yourself after getting up from the =accident.

It's a miracle, must be! Have you seen the light? Do you =believe, man?""Aw, heck no!" replied Rabbi Stern, "I was just checking.""Checking? Checking for what?"Rabbi Stern begins the ritual again, and follows each movement with: ="Spectacles...

Testicles...

Wallet...

Watch!"

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